titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

aphsexual:

welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians

watch me cry

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

tkohl:

American anti-capitalist poster, 1938.

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

 - Pop punk bands saying "friends"

sagexhaley:

Pop punk bands saying “friends”

romanimp:

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. 

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

pulitzer-prince:

"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"

mattiasinks:

Integrated

yourhandiheld:

sorry gus gus!!!

isweatgarlic:

another. points if you get the shirt.

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